(Just beware of places with “free delivery” that then turn around and charge you a “service fee.”)

Living well is the best revenge.

Probably better to just keep the physical ID on you regardless. I don’t want to have to hand over my phone to a cop.

Color me surprised they actually allowed your comment to get published. I guess they concluded that any outrage is good outrage?

I have a buddy who I grew up with. He was fucking poor, like, my mom used to pack an extra lunch for me to give him, and sometimes he’d come to my house and leave with a bag full of my clothes poor. Anyway, this kid got his shit together and got himself through school and got a decent job. He managed to buy a rental…

I believe that this is, by far, the dumbest article that I have ever seen on Lifehacker.

Dear Stuff Stealer,

Well ~technically~ it’s because people are living longer, according to the _{bill summary}. But you may make your own conclusions.

Go get 2 shots at lunch today. A Beefeater, and an Hendricks. Drink them straight. Get back to us.

“But you have so much money!”

welcome to the salty waitress where the problems aren’t real and the letter writers need xanax

There’s a real lack of stop and think about numbers going around in the comments today.

Jesus people. It’s not about how much of damned refund you got. Before you spout off do this:
- Compare your 2017 and 2018 taxable income (mine increased a little over $5k. Only income last year was wages from my job).
- Compare the taxes you owed (mine decreased $1234 in 2018).
And I’m single man renter living in…

Kudos to whomever put 150k miles on that Z8!

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A life without festivity is a long road without an inn.

A recipe like this beggs for hot sauce, and as a spicy breakfast food lover I totes approuve. I'd fry up the bologna first, because that's what my lower class French Canadian family did with baloney. Still do it sometimes.

Wah. Wah. Don’t support it. Move on. It’s always something.

Yep. Strange looked through over 14 million possible futures and there was only one possible path to victory: the one we saw unfold in the film. Strange knew Quill would fuck up the plan; in fact he was counting on it.

Took the words out of my mouth. Yeah, it’s a little offensive to hear that not having had your wiener molested during infancy puts you in a fetish category. And double yeah to dating those raised outside US. Eastern Europe almost in all its entirety would be a safe bet. We were taught proper hygiene so we didn’t have…