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BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

Mass Effect’s Citadel was the best hub world I’ve ever seen in a game.

A YouTube video with nearly 900,000 views titled “Why Anthem Should Scare You | Has EA Destroyed Bioware?” just miiiight be the type of thing that the second-to-last paragraph of this article is talking about.

I think the point is not to be a snob about it and let you enjoy things, i can appreciate a really good cup of coffee but i would also enjoy a hot coffee form the McDonalds with my friends on a cold day. And i apply this to almost everything, and mostly about food... oh! also movies are a good example, not because you

I’ve tried a lot of different brands from the big names to independent coffee shops to narrow my selections to Trader Joe’s Wake Up Blend and The Black Cow Cafe’s (Pleasantville NY) Frontal Lobe & Genetha’s Cabin.

Same. I can’t decide if this comment is stupid or brilliant.

The porgs were fine. They were cute, they had some funny moments, most importantly they didn’t derail the entire plot the way the Ewoks did. At no point did they feel like they were in the way of the movie. They were just there and added some lightheartedness to some otherwise fairly grim scenes.

Kylo killed Han. Fuck Kylo. Fuck his redemption. Fuck him joining the light side. Fuck him until he dies. Then dig up his corpse and fuck him again. And if he becomes a Force Ghost, fuck that too.

I keep seeing this and it is clear people misunderstood those flashback scenes. Luke contemplated killing Ben, but he changed his mind, therefore he never “tried to kill Kylo.” However, Ben waking up to his uncle holding up an ignited light saber to his face was certainly a confusing moment for the young man.

I felt like this on first view. After second view I completely changed my position. It’s a lot of movie and you can miss quite an but. Give it another shot if you choose to.

The milking thing was primal Star Wars. It’s indie filmmaker George Lucas making a weird 1970s space movie weirdness. RJ tapped right into that shit.

Have you no sense of fun?

I’m shocked at how long the price of major video game releases has remained at $60. Back in the NES days I believe a new release game went for $50, so the price of games has not kept up with inflation even as the cost to produce them has grown exponentially.

I’ll leapfrog here to say that there’s a line between advocacy and something else. Battlefront II devs were talking about receiving death threats today on Twitter. I get that folks are upset... I’ve been pretty vocal too... but I want to use this as a general opportunity to remind folks to approach these issues

EA, why you gotta do this, man. This game is fun. The bones of it are great. The shooting mechanics are on point. It’s fucking gorgeous. It absolutely nails the Star Wars feel and atmosphere. It’s packed with content. It’s vastly improved over the first one. You’ve got everything you need to make this a fantastic

This to me is the biggest bummer about the X.

Not really? I don’t know Schultz’s actual orientation and alignment and neither matter in the scheme of things, but her story does go to show that the patterns of abuse directed at and against women are not (a) unique to men or (b) primarily about sexual fulfillment. They’re about wielding power, letting off steam at

Glad you made an account just to say that.

Yeah Martin Luther King total atheist. Grow up and learn how to talk to adults. Go back to the kids’ table at Reddit.