Her "little scratch" would probably be a mortal wound for the average sized human.

This is stupid and it makes me sad. That is all.

This is stupid and it makes me sad. That is all.

BUT ORIGIN IS EVIL BECAUSE THEY DID THAT THING RABBLE EA RABBLE

He was "popular" because he was the only trace of what most people actually wanted out of SWTOR: a true, honest to goodness sequel to Knights of the Old Republic. This is just Bioware trying to lure fans back in with more imagery that vaguely resembles those awesome games they played 10 years ago.

I actually still have my metallic bottle of Halo 3 edition game fuel from 2007. It was very unusual, back then, for a video game to get such high-profile marketing. If I remember correctly, the soda was pretty damn good too (it was sort of like Mountain Dew mixed with Cactus Cooler)

Put it on consoles (like the original games!) and I will play it forever.

Related: Did anybody else read "1,000,000,000" in Dr. Evil's voice?

You don't want a free controller with your console?

The Sunset Overdrive box art is so glorious.

I don't really see how any advanced water-based life other than evolved humans could survive on a planet like Tatooine. I mean, what kind of *****y atmosphere would there be on a planet covered in sand, and with no naturally existing plant life?

I'm as big of an Xbox fan as there is (with out being an irrational child, that is) and I legitimately laughed when I read this. I'd also laugh if Sony did this, and it wouldn't be a mean spirited thing. It's humor. Don't be paranoid. The "Sony Media" is not out to tarnish MS's name.

Already have my idea for next year. Not giving it away, but it's glorious.

Thank you for the revision. The original had too much of a "let's shame a guy for not apologizing for something he didn't do in the right way" kind of tone. The new article feels more constructive. A discussion about the sometimes murky waters of consent is needed.

This post... It is a thing of beauty.

SHHH. Nobody can know.

My exact face when I saw the headline:

You handled an extremely complicated, messy issue with a lot of grace. Well done, sir.

Because he makes TV appearances for his films?

I'm imagining Jason Momoa with a blonde beard right now, and it's glorious.