C’mon now, have you ever met anyone who was a vegan that wasn’t a total douche? No? Me neither. It’s wildly unhealthy, so perhaps that contributes to their douchiness, but I’d posit that they were, in all likelihood, quite the douche before their little romp with veganism.

I really wanted to read this whole article, because the title was intriguing and trump is a tool, but a couple of paragraphs in I realized that you seriously had challenged a 70 y/o to bout of fisticuffs. And then asserted that he wouldn’t take your challenge because he was a coward.

At this point, I’m genuinely curious as what exactly has prompted gawker to censor EVERY comment I make. I’m not calling for violence, I’m not calling for hatred, I’m simply expressing (an often snarky) opinion. In a way, I’m kind of flattered that the regressive left has deemed me worthy of censorship. So, good for…

Angela Rye sure has got the whole smug thing down pat. Good for her.

Yes, more regulation!! Regulation keeps us safe from the lizard people! Down with the lizard people.

Hmmm, as much as I’d like for the Cowboys to get some public embarrassment, something about this seems a bit fishy. And also misleading in a very gawker-like manner. We shall see.

And now I’m hungry.

Dude, I was just kidding about my name being JohnCommentsPendingApproval. You guys are seriously not going to post my comment? I mean, I get that you don’t like being called out on your bullshit, but c’mon man, 7 days ago I made my silly comment, and it still isn’t approved? I’m kind of sad for you now, but not…

Oh religion, you so silly! They really should get a zeus skin, a jesus skin, a donald trump skin, whatever.

“Honestly, I wish this was a joke post or satire of some sort. It isn’t. Something needs to change.”