Kick ass for sure. Is it okay in this context to note that I think Maggie Q is one of the most beautiful women in the world?

Yes yes yes.

I know that I’m going to regret this, but what is “tribbing”, also, what is “dogging”?

Modern porn follows two different primary trends: More female dominant, or more like real sex.

First, old people complain that millenials don’t pay attention to family. Now this.

I feel no shame.

Those endless Quake matches on my dial-up, loved that game and the Nine inch nails soundtrack.

#creamofthecrop

no wonder this guy is so fat. eating all types of crap for youtube views.. like a food prostitute

Testicles with Cap’n Crunch sprinkles! :D

I have to admit, I’m curious about putting these balls in my mouth.

“It oozes out like when you cut into.........something” lol

Now I know why Fahey’s beard has been getting longer and longer. To cover up his multiplying chins.

...the glaze/cream/definitely not ejaculate lending a hint of milk to the experience.

No it is not. Ice cream is milk, cream, sugar, and stuff. Custard bases are NOT required, nor are they all that great.

Actually, all traditional ice cream has a custard base (cream, milk, sugar, and egg yolks). Here’s some more information on that: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/02/din… The difference between frozen custard and ice cream is mainly two things (and one of them is not a non-custard base): 1) milk fat percentage; and 2)…

Ice cream isn't made with custard. Frozen custard is made with custard.

I wonder if this could work for making creamy frozen yogurt.