Fuck it, I guess I will.

Oh yeah, I own Diablo III.

We must never speak of That's My Bush!

How you can type so much without saying a single word has got to be part of some skill set, I just don't know which.

I am taking my time as well. I only have 5 hours total logged since its release. That shit is like a fine wine.

Chinpokomon DLC...I'd be all over that.

That's good news, considering the way they treated the prospects of a second Team America film ever being made. They seem to master every medium they get involved in; television, film, music, Broadway, and now games.

Nothing a few psych meds can't clear up.

Son, I'll ignore your ad hominem attacks as you sling them from behind a faceless avatar online. I'm a combat-hardened game designer who was getting Super Mario callouses before your daddy made an unwise decision on a cold night 15-24 years ago(?). This is the problem with debating people on the internet about…

Bill O'Reilly is the very same spooge puddle who influenced Pepsi to drop Luda as its spokesperson. The worst part is that Pepsi caved. Luda should have stuck with Coca Cola, from his home city. Shit tastes better anyway. Who says "Man I really want a Pepsi?" Insane people and old white guys who use the word "killing"…

This is akin to blaming video games for school shootings or any other such nonsense. These little psychopaths are going to find a reason to bully other kids whether it's for the shoes on their feet or their MLP lunch-boxes. All I can say is, the kid with the My Little Pony lunchbox has a much bigger set of balls than…

Those bags could carry my groceries.

Ew.

I know we're supposed to suspend disbelief, but come the fuck on. I would have been OUT as soon as I saw that shadow shit, not "Oh that seems perfectly logical." Christ, lady.

I am stoked. I am a heavy Evernote user, but I use OneNote for my developer (game design) diaries. Let's start this motherf*&ker up!

Maybe you've heard of a character named Mario, maybe you haven't. The point is that the Super Mario games have ridden a huge tidal wave of success based on this very design model (price notwithstanding). Mario has starred in platformers, racers, RPGs, and sports games, all of which have been quality titles. Rovio has…

It's absolutely ridiculous to not only speak poorly about a game no one is forcing you to play or even pay attention to, but to then spend time finding a gif and embedding it into a post so that everyone knows you can't speak for yourself. People act like the existence of Angry Birds affects the development of all…

This excites me way more than it should. The implications are amazing. They really need to design a poke-football for it.

Thank you for taking the time to actually read it. Some folks just pick out key words and assume.

I'm not really sure what I expect aimlessly clicking on articles in the middle of the night, but Toilet Spiders on Somebody's Shoe sounds about right.