True, but give Gronk time.

I wonder if the dealers will start charging overnight parking fees to people with NJ plates who look like they might be seeing a Broadway show.

"Are you... wait a minute... designer handbag... expensive dress... suit and tie... you're going to see Book of Mormon, aren't you??? Son of a..."

Don't do it, Jesse! You know he's got AT LEAST 100 GRAND under the hood!

China's cloned stealth plane's signature on radar.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

I can understand the deals for timed exclusive content, Sony paid for it and that is just how the cookie crumbles.

I had the same thought when I saw the announcement this morning. Strikes make up the bulk of the endgame, and I'm already sick to death of the existing ones. (If I have to fight that Archon Priest one more time...) On top of that, a bunch of people still aren't high enough level to do the raid but want something…

because they're fugly? because a porsche shouldn't have an engine in front of your legs? because it doesn't sound like a flat six because it isn't one? heresy.

This made me laugh so hard, Diet Coke shot out my nose. Strangely though, I am drinking Sprite. Should I be concerned?

I was prepared to be really pissed off about these spoof ads as I watched SNL.

But whoever you do manage to pickup with that line is guaranteed to be interesting, if not flat-out awesome.

Here at Deadspin dot com we do not engage in click bait.

Man, yours must be stellar if that's not one of the better ones.

I once drunkenly shouted at one of my female opponents during Team Trivia Night some years ago: "I've forgotten more about the Russian space program than you'll ever know."

File this one under "Stuff only white people can do"

"Every time something good happens to me, you say it's some kind of madness."

Technically, yes. But when they do it's horribly depressing.

Why can I only read that in the voice of Richard Rawlings, GasMonkey? 😊

(Driver shows up to Spec Miata race in a Hellcat)