The river is too deep to ford. You lose 4 Lamborghini Reventon replicas.

I've had a couple experiences with mormon girls and they can be summarized as this:

A herd of cattle. From Independence, MO to Salt Lake City, UT.

I'd like to think that whoever has been tasked with filling up the gas tank doesn't really participate in the whole "run the free world" thing.

Missy Higgins > Katy Perry

That was absolutely, positively hilarious when I saw it yesterday. Especially because Tycho's a big fan of Kotaku.