You are technically correct, WHICH IS THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

...Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith are the best of Star Wars?

Is Opposite Day a real thing?

Have I stumbled into Bizarro World?

Holy run-on sentence, Batman!

Hmm, windshield for my car, installed... $150. Leave windshield and barnacle in street where car was? I wonder how delicate the anti-tamper sensor is on it.

More importantly, why are they running out of a giant scrotum?

Son of a biiiiiiitch, I just bought a used copy for $47 yesterday at GameStop.

Son of a biiiiiiitch, I just bought a used copy for $47 yesterday at GameStop.

I’d make a joke about shredding the cash, but then someone would chime in that in the U.S. money is made from a cotton blend and not paper, and blah blah blah.

Michigan (and other states) can rush all they want to make autonomous cars legal, but the roads themselves are far from sufficient for the technology’s needs- if your roads suck, the tech won’t work. When the time comes to allocate funds to repair the infrastructure, we’ll see who really wants the tech to come to…

FYI, I got a refund of anything I had paid in the last 60 days by sending a dispute in with Facebook Payments. It was back on my paypal the next day, so they do take it seriously. While Disney says ‘no refunds,’ FB has its own policies about that sort of thing. If nothing else, give it a shot- it can’t hurt.

This post has been up for 24 hours, so surely I’m the first to say “Crack Pipe”.

The Warthog is RoboCop, and the F-35 is ED-209.

A chart with no Y-axis data quantifiers is meaningless. That could show data usage being cut in half, or it could show it dropping by 1%.

Let’s be honest- we all suspected KK donuts had crack or something in them.

If you find yourself with a few hours to spare in Philly, the Simeone Museum has ‘63 Grand Sport #002.

I’ve been in the car business for a long time now, and the single greatest sales pitch I ever heard was about a Syclone. “Ma’am, this truck will scatter your groceries across three states.”

Ha! You should see what we had to spend to service the ELR. If we sold every single one we ever got for full price, we still wouldn’t have recovered the cost of the special tools for the battery system and sending employees to training. Instead, we took a loss on three of the five, broke even on one, and made a…

When she came out in that dress, a thousand cosplayers started sewing all at once.

I was going to suggest sponsored by Vapes.com, but I think they’re earmarked for a WRX series.

IIRC, just about anything you could buy from GM for the last decade has had standard automatic headlamps. It’s mind boggling to me that you can buy a car from Audi, Jaguar, etc. that doesn’t have them. Also wiper-activated headlamps.