johncarter02
John Carter
johncarter02

Here's the first official picture, from Saab's Facebook page:

@Fodder650: Yo dawg, we heard you like scoops, so we... nevermind. :-p

We're one of the larger Saab dealers in the country, and we've had a lot of customers waiting on this model- we wish it were here now, we could use the sales! :)

@jaymcminn: And every one of them has hair gel stains on the headliner.

I always liked the odd ones, the ones that got the rules changed the following season- like the Brabham BT46B from 1978 :) Took the Jim Hall vacuum Can-Am car one step further.

@2xwishbonz: And twice the expected life of the typical Honda body! :)

Then the gummint shows up and tells Jethro he hurt a protected cactus.

So, this guy wants more than the car cost brand new? I'd like my airbag back for that kind of cheese.

@deadwrx: If they specify sheet metal, he's probably still in the clear- most of what was removed was plastic anyway :)

dry rotted a bit? The tires look bald a bit... lol

"in excess of 200hp" rarely means 1,000hp, does it? Damn it.

To be fair, life isn't that long in a Chinese prison.

@John Carter: Their cars became so beige they kept losing them in the sand- they had to move somewhere more colorful.

I'd think with that many possible plate designs, you'd be able to screen print something onto a hunk of metal and drive for years without anyone noticing.

"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

@John Carter: But then again, there's no grass and no snow at that facility. :)

@IFTNFS: Nah, they'd run out of fuel as far from the pit as possible. This is ideal for a desert death race version of NASCAR though. :-D

@Bullet66: Nope, they need those- they're still competitive in that field .

What on Earth would Honda need a track for these days anyway? Beige on beige with a side order of beige.