johncarter02
John Carter
johncarter02

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! We here at Ferrari do NOT condone having FUN in our cars! You take your grin and your limitless cash and you go across town to Lamborghini, where scum like you belongs!"

@LoganSix: N0, srsly u guyz, she's t0tally IRL!

1972 Chevy stepvan converted into an RV. Nothing says "I have a place to bang your daughter" like pulling up to take her to a movie in that. It's one step above the candy van.

@Vette5885: Vette convertibles have it in the outside mirrors now. Apparently the Kentucky crew didn't tell the Canadians about that trick.

@Ray Wert: Geek cred +1.

@Irishman — AARGH!: They would if the coriolis effect were to be believed, but thatonly works in cartoons. Wait- this is NASCAR, so yeah, it'll work. :-p

Hey- free transmission. Assuming it wasn't removed from his own car in the driveway, at least.

@BullittFan_Fords4Life: Naturally, it's just that they both ride the razor's edge of being either awesomely horrible or horribly awesome.

Once you see the front end, it looks like something Hot Wheels would have made in the '80s... cool, but unreal too.

They're towing a bank vault. Down a street. With Chargers.

@bigox 25: Sweet! What's that, a 20B? The only thing I'd be concerned about is weight (normally I'd be worried about maintenance and durability, but if these guys got it to work in there in the first place, they know how to maintain it). I'd still try to cram an LS in there (may not be possible) or a 2Jz single turbo

@VeeArrrSix: Unfortunately, the 95 pound grid girl did $58,214 in damage to the aerodynamics of the car. She was heard to remark, "That will totally buff out!" before she fled the scene.

From any angle other than dead-on-head-on, absolutely full of epic win.... Head on, it has a case of terminal dickface. If I put a paper bag over the face, I can make the sex with it? :-p

From any angle other than dead-on-head-on, absolutely full of epic win.... Head on, it has a case of terminal dickface. If I put a paper bag over the face, I can make the sex with it? :-p

From any angle other than dead-on-head-on, absolutely full of epic win.... Head on, it has a case of terminal dickface. If I put a paper bag over the face, I can make the sex with it? :-p

@SuperfunkMF: I always laughed a little at the idea that, had that been a guy, nobody would have tried to help. Do cute women ever stop and wonder how much different their lives would be if they were ugly?

@bigox 25: There are plenty of RX-7 rotaries available from all the LS swaps... ;) Of course, they're all blown up... :-p

@TTA579: Blower adds displacement, pressure, and awesomeness. It's a triple threat. :-p