I spy with my little eye a silver 360?

...where was he hiding the gun?

@BLS: Remember: They're Russian tanks. When you're not concerned with, y'know, occupant safety, you can build 'em cheap. ;)

@Skunky: "Nicely" seems unnecessary. ;)

@EnemaBagJones: wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube men!

@Skunky: I was wondering if I was the only one who got that... lol

Can we get another 'Man Zone' photoshop on this one? :-p

Aren't Honda's brakes on the Accord and Civic practically criminally useless to begin with?

@Roberto G.: Don't you have a car, a taser, and some duct tape?

@Buckus: If you'll settle for 210mph, I present to you the ZR-1 ;)

Given that Google Maps can't get me to the freaking store properly, I have more than a little trouble trusting this.

Barney is a Porsche nut from our imagination...

@Jackie: Sweet! Kind of like finding out your Mustang belonged to Steve McQueen. Then making it into something from Monster Garage. :-p

This is the sort of thing my grandfather would have done... RIP, you crazy Jalop! As for these fine folks, it's gotta be better than knitting and crossword puzzles! Just don't park it by a school...

@Jim-Bob: Hell, they put old MiG engines on the front of tanker trucks to clear ice from runways for that matter- is it efficient? Hell no! Is it awesome? Hell yeah!

@leegf: That's the sweetness.

@pyroholtz: I'd guess the door innards have been yanked to save weight all around- I grew up driving 240 wagons, me wantee! :)

"bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha"

Not to mention that if you can afford a new CTS-V, you can probably afford a restored-but-still-handles-like-shit 'original' GTO.

So, they're saying: