Why isn't he wearing his Batman leathers? LOL

"hey, wanna go Dutch on this store?"

Found a flexible nut driver in a new Cadillac. Wow, that doesn't sound right. At all.

Still tabulating the votes, Murilee? :-p

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: The one I'm referencing isn't the initial quality survey, it's the 3 year dependability study- it's not done by survey, it's the average number of problems per 100 vehicles. To be fair, it does have its share…

@oddboxalfa: So, that's another vote for VW then? :-p

@koolykool44: bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

@Bueller: But we're nice about it ;)

@SmaartAasSaabr: I like that graph because it's the one where Saab jumped up 20 spots from the year before :-D

@DoesMyPhaceLookPhat: They handily ignore the second-only-to-Land Rover-and-Sufreakingzuki shittiness of the overall car, as well.

Civic forums, and U R ALL TEH LOZERZ IF U THINK OTHERWIES!

@smokyburnout: effing trackheads. :-p

Apparently Jalopnik doesn't have a mandatory drug testing policy. Murilee, what are you on?? lol

I'd be more concerned about the plastic sheeting all over the passenger's side... I'd guess the driver's side is the "good" side. Well, the "better" side. Okay, how about the "not on fire" side?

Today we salute you, Mr. Perfectly Timed Ejection Seat Pilot...

@Real Tomsk of Genius: Keep your stick on the ice.

You don't understand... he was inverted.

@touwe: Had this technology been used to build the Large Hadron Collider, hundreds of dollars would have been saved ;)

Jalopnik, give that man a job.

This is why I didn't pursue airbrushing- You end up painting this crap and T-shirts at carnivals.