A man walks into Pep Boys and says, "I want a windshield wiper for my Yugo." The parts man says, "Sounds like a fair trade..."

This guy. Hilarity win, though.

@koolykool44: They don't market to hoons here like they do in Australia. :)

@jchonan: Touche... much more damaging, and what's the insurance claim on that one gonna look like? "Sir, let me get this straight... you say someone waxed your car?"

@koolykool44: I went the Evo route because I found one for $5k less than the GTO I was looking at- kid's parents were making him get rid of it. It did allow me to keep my 94 Firebird Formula for general hoonage (I was going to trade it to afford the GTO) and I had enough cash left over to throw a shot of nitrous in…

It's funny, I never had a burning desire to key anything until... just now. I think it's almost a requirement should I ever happen upon one of these.

I always said American Muscle was made for drifting :)

Apparently, most body shops can't mix 'primer metallic.'

Wait a minute, I've seen this before...

That looks like a lamp I got at Ikea in 1995.

@Roberto G.: It looked better before Oprah sat on it.

In other news, today a Toyota Camry was recalled... BY HELL!!!

Congrats! Have this Amish Aston Martin as a reward.

This sounds vaguely familiar...

@pj134: Mind the Duck Boats.

Show me the BoatFax.

Gotta be SKSK's Econoline :)

Whaddya know- it really does have a Lambo engine!

Bought an 03 Mitsu Evolution last year for that much- crack pipe.

@Vman455: That's OK, I just realized that in the 3 years I've been building every detail of that dream garage in my mind, I've never bothered to put a kitchen or a bathroom in the apartment. Then again, if I never eat in the kitchen, I'll never need the bathroom anyway.