johncandysheartattack
JohnCandysHeartAttack
johncandysheartattack

Agree 100%. My old man gave me a Tag Heuer after graduating college. I was like, on man this is awesome, but quickly understood that nobody cares and I’m an asshole for wearing it. Especially since I was a 22 year old idiot who can’t afford a $2,000 watch.

Harambe threw his Skyline chili through the fence because he was disgusted.

Hey! What the hell those kids doing there?!

When the Bears beat the Saints in the NFC title game whenever it was... 10 years ago? Fuck who cares....

Long Duck Dong does not approve.

Meanwhile, she has nasty crater face... And you're not doping? Okay.