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Patrick Söderlund is a timed EA exclusive. After a year he is available to all other game publishers. 

Welp.

I’m not being facetious. If you don’t want to read the thoughts of someone who didn’t love the first game, you should look elsewhere. There are plenty of glowing reviews out there from people who love the series. Nothing wrong with that!

You know you’ve been at Kotaku too long when you look at your own article and have absolutely no recollection of writing it.

hmmmmm OK nobody read this article until you’ve pre-ordered the book

Actually, Hodor’s the one with... nevermind

From my experience, a lot of kids (and adults) have the physical finesse of a ballerina being mauled by crocodiles; especially when it comes to electronics. I’m going to bet going to Pluto would actually be LESS stressful to a PSX than being handled by some of these people.

The point of these roundups is not to convince readers to boycott or get mad at any specific company, but to illustrate that this is a systemic problem that the video game industry needs to keep talking about and addressing.

While that'd certainly be fun to read — and I've made efforts to spread positivity about game devs on Kotaku — I think it's more important to expose uncomfortable truths than it is to celebrate what's going right.