Sometimes he has to return to the atmosphere of his home planet so he can rejuvenate, okay? Jeez.

The Russians were just sending him a little “message”.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

That really is the only explanation.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

In terms of the relevance of the book to today, who better to discuss that than the Lady Herself...

No it wouldn’t, Lou. They would just think, “Oh, look at those nice, observant Mennonites.”

READ THE BOOK!!!! I know it’s a particularly stressful read at the moment with Gilead feeling more and more like the everyday. But doooo eeeeet. You’ll not regret it. It’s so good. Probably one of the books I’ve re-read the most with A Clockwork Orange and Neverending Story.

Margaret Atwood is Canadian. So no, not one of the ‘great American novels’.

I cannot stand looking at pictures of his fucking bloated, disgusting, orange, fleshy face. I scroll past them as quickly as I can before vomit starts inching up my throat and my laptop keyboard is ruined.

She’s 90. If my hands look half as good at her age I’d be delighted.

Ah Spike! I know this POV will get shit, but sorry fictional friends but I do not care about your overall wellbeing as a person, I just want Spuffy 4eva.

Spike!

I would say that The Body was (and probably remains) one of the most accurate depictions of reacting to sudden, tragic death that I have ever seen. For me it was a bit cathartic because it matched what I had recently experienced (the first time I saw it) and it honestly made me feel a bit better, or at least less…

Spike, period. He was... effulgent.

Dear Universe,

I feel like if you’re judging Mary Poppins on the basis of the animation, you’re missing the point as to what made the movie great.

Here’s the leaked trailer...

“You get out of here with your science and logic, ya hear? It ain’t welcome!”

I try not to snark on Melania, but why the fuck is her twitter hashtag always #powerofthefirstlady? It’s nonsensical at best and vaguely threatening at worst.