Oh completely. And if you look at him, you can see the muscles in his hand stand out as he yanks back against Trump. He’s not giving a damn inch.

Did you see how Trudeau was gritting his teeth when they shook hands? He hates Trump.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

*shudders* it doesn’t sound like you’re talking about a handshake.

It further proves one can’t buy class.

This is so deliciously good.

With those short fingers, it’s hard for Trump to shake a normal sized hand. He’s just attempting to find better purchase, just in vain. I hope all world leaders make note of this technique until Donald’s schtick is rendered useless.

I don’t know who any of these people are, pretty much. Ok, I know like 4 of these people. I am still terribly old.

Yes, the last thing I would call Australia’s flying foxes is “terrifying”.

Terrifying...

...just sort of doing your thing and next thing you know, nothing.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Well, he’s usually in his bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.

What the hell are the Jackson kids doing that their mother had to put up with this for years? They just left her at this dude’s mercy? If Jermaine wasn’t so busy shellacking his head, he might have had time to help his mother.

Meanwhile, residents along the Rockies in the US and Canada would kindly like to remind the east coast to go fuck themselves.

When I realized this article was not going to provide a release date for The Winds of Winter.

I believe the Prince is also potty trained. No longer pees on beds.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

This Bayeux Tapestry series is one of the funniest internetty things I’ve seen recently.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”