You don’t generally fly training missions over the most densely inhabited area of the entire United States at low altitude and in circles over a 5-block radius in broad daylight.

This is much more likely to do with our POTUS elect.

Ha Kanye’s gonna perform at his inauguration.

I guess Trump must be starting his interviews for the new head of FEMA.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

It would be the greatest thing ever if he agreed to do it but then improvises and rips Donnie a new one at his own inauguration.

Why do I have a feeling that Kanye is going to be performing at Trump’s inauguration?

It’s like the story about the brewery worker who drowned in a vat of beer. The grieving widow asks “Did he suffer long?” and the guy’s co-worker says “No, actually he got out twice to go to the bathroom.”

I love the RWF!

People get pretty irrationally attached to their special foods, especially when their national or provincial identity is wrapped in those foods. As a Canadian, I admit that I thought of our neighbors in Louisiana differently when I saw them put some kind of Aunt Jemima corn syrup nonsense on pancakes. A “what the fuck…

I’m sure this mess will ultimately be pinned on some poor sap.

Trump could kill elected officials and his supporters would still say “it’s not as bad as what Hillary did, why isn’t she in jail? emails! wikileaks! benghazi!”

He’s like a fucking toddler that demands a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch and by the time it’s made he doesn’t want it anymore and has run off to eat dirt.

“If any of us had a grandpa talking like Trump is tweeting today we’d start looking into finding a nice nursing home and we all know it.”

So I’m just basically telling myself that things will be okay because China has as much interest in global tranquility as we do. Let’s all tell ourselves nice things.

It’d be cool if Trump himself knew what he was going to say or do before he said or did it.

It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.

We recently had a show on BBC Four HD called “All Aboard! The Country Bus”, which was *two* hours of gently panning cameras mounted on the top deck and roof of a bus as it travelled through the English countryside on a sunny afternoon, only breaking to a different view to swap to the lower deck camera to show…

Americans seem to think this would be a major issue, but we go for much more subtle racism in the UK than “No you cannot marry a biracial woman.” Prince Philip would certainly say something nasty about it, but no one’s going to forbid it outright. Class would be a much bigger factor, though I think she gets a free…

I mean sure, it’s possible that Jay-Z really does have assassins, but it’s more probable that Kanye is struggling with delusions. Fear of assassination is one of the old classics.

I usually don’t like to make speculative armchair diagnoses but his public persona has always basically screamed bipolar so it’s incredibly hard not to wonder. I hope that whatever is going with him he is able to accept the help he needs.