If there’s anything more boring that listening to someone tell me about their dream last night, I pray to god I never come across it.

So now he claims he’s having heart surgery. Still not buying it. But, good for him for staying the hell away. Says she harbours “no ill feelings” towards him. Well she’s a better person than I am.

Ol’ Thomas there needs to get his shit together and do right by his daughter for once in his life. Not buying the heart attack bit.

All true. Also: trust me, if I could write like Margaret Atwood I surely would. Sadly, I only write like me.

Thanks for being interested. I won’t post the titles since they’re under my own name. Some people sneer at the genre, I’ve had people near-sneer to me face about them, which fine, knock yourself out, ignoramus. They’re stories with women at the core, dealing with emotional issues, trying to come to a point of stasis…

I used to write Harlequins, back in the day. Made some damn good coin off it.

Wait. Depose? I thought Americans impeached their... oh I get it ok sorry carry on.

Agreed. Due process is fine, but it doesn’t help with the constant... I’m going to use the word ‘minor’... harassments so many people are subjected to. Very difficult to bring a suit against someone who swats your ass every day for years. It’s not about law suits anyhow, it’s about changing harassers’ behaviour.

God help any movie/tv woman who gets in the way of some man giving full rein to his id.

“Dynamic duo of probiotics and agua”. She and Charles must get on like house afire.

Noooooo! Now where am I going to buy hair accessories that I never use!?

Respectful but serious request to declare Jez a Kardashian-Jenner-free zone? Please?

‘sexual risk aversion’ jfc. Greetings from Canada. Slip over the border, stay a night or two at my house while you get your safe abortion. Oh, and our crisis centres actually look after you when you’re in crisis. For free.

... there are people who take reality tv seriously? Really?

Looks more like the Crypt Keeper every day.

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT! More protests, marches, more places, all the time! Get busy Americans!

Congratulations, Americans, you now have two Valentine’s Day massacres to your credit. You must be so proud.

“...’the flight of the soul’ as it leaves someone’s body at the point of ‘clinical death.’” I’ve never read anything more Russian in my life. 

Not Capistrano swallows, I bet.

How about everyone stop carting these poor ‘comfort’ creatures around everywhere. They give no thought to the animals’ needs. It’s just fucking stupid.