Have had those questions lots of times over the years, all over the world.

Who the fuck are the DUP? Quick read = they sound like lunatics.

A. FFS not MotOE again. B. That shrubbery needs top billing, right above Branagh’s name.

Schiaparelli pink or GTFO.

A dear friend was diagnosed with (and is being successfully being treated for) (by real doctors) (yay early diagnosis) prostate cancer. I really had to grit my teeth when people recommended all manner of bullshit treatment.

The photon treatment is real medicine. Perhaps the bit about alt med is to shut up people writing in to tell her to eat more avocado pits, or whatever the bogus ‘treatment’ du jour is. Poor woman. Pain from bone cancer is excruciating. This is not a good diagnosis at all.

Came here to say this. Pumped-up business cards is all they are.

Well duh: because not very bright.

I went grey for a couple of years. It was fine. Then one winter’s day cabin fever hit and I coloured it again. Sigh.

Let’s not waste time on greying hair, I can fix that myself. THINNING hair is what needs to be cured.

I went to that Hennessey’s once. Can’t say this is very surprising.

Jesus christ, not Orient Express again.

But she had to skip meditating! And getting massages! Have a heart, you monsters.

Stuck in the greys. Tyrion slapping Joffrey.

Hrm. Not sure about New Johnny. Terrible line delivery.

I wish I had the guts to dress like ALT for the rest of my life.

Oh please.

First rule upon earning your first dollar: do not sass the IRS. They have powers of seizure that would make your eyes pop.

Look. Sexual abuse pervades the entire planet. Everyone stop it.