Are we making a list of things Trump is wrong about? We’re going to need a bigger internet.

Ha! Back when I owned my own indy bookstore, I had an ‘87 6-door Subu. So useful. Only nuisance was I had to buy a telescoping snow-scraper to be able to reach to scrape snow and ice off the middle of the windscreen.

Not even very good theatre.

Such a staggering flood, and only 6 dead. Congratulations, yanks, well done. Good luck ahead.

Many hospitals have a no-questions-asked baby-surrender policy. In the U.S., it’s under the Save-haven Law.

Just in case anyone from Amazon is reading this, can I just say how indescribably awful Amazon Canada is? “Available in 2 - 3 months.” Wonderful. “$491.82" for some small item that usually sells for $17.98, hello, your automatic price calculator needs to be adjusted. “Shipping to Canada, $453.18" for like a set of…

Just in case anyone from Amazon is reading this, can I just say how indescribably awful Amazon Canada is? “Available…

Needs more mushroom wallpaper.

We prefer to be called ‘sewists’. Thank you.

He really is trying to throw this, isn’t him? ... isn’t he?

1930s prison dresses. And yet, if you wanna wear it, go for it.

Head of the transition team? So, no worries, then.

Don’t tilt your head back.

Yah, not so much.

If you’re stupid enough to follow this edict you deserve not to get to make love to your honey.

A really good designer could probably contour it to tenderly cradle our wattles so no one even knew they were there. For a small extra fee, of course.

Laundering them would be murder. Soup, makeup, plain ol’skin grease. Diamonds would likely be cheaper in the long run. Unless, paper disposables?

That’s what I figured. Ok, so, there’s another theory: Tom and Taylor heroically decided to perform for the paps so the other couples could have privacy. Awww.

I’m curious. All her women friends are there too at her house, right? So do they all have their boyfriends with them? Surely some of the boyfriends are famous, too, so where are those pictures? Or is Tom the only boyfriend? Imagine the supper table, Tom and all those women. It’s just... I need answers.

The agents probably started taking the head apart out of sheer artistic revulsion.

Well, there’s two horsemen of the apocalypse. I wonder which ones.