Back when I lived in the south, I had orange and lemon trees and a Breville citrus juicer. All 3 worked just great.

Back when I lived in the south, I had orange and lemon trees and a Breville citrus juicer. All 3 worked just great.

HURRY UP!! By which I mean, please proceed with correct archeological caution. But we are all dying of curiosity here.

That island vacation. My god it’s nice to have money.

Time to reap what you sowed, honey. Suck it up.

This was my first thought. “Iron Maiden is making enough money to have their own 747? Hunh.”

Yah, I was totally there, three seats along from Malia. Lovely young woman, we chatted about shoes. (jeeze, I wish)

Sophie’s dress looks a lot better close up, where you can see the pink beads amongst the orange.

Sharon looks like if Miley Cyrus and Emily Blunt had a love child.

I’d like to see how badly HBO/the GOT producers would squirm if someone asked them “well all right then, Mr. Mysterypants, how much screen time does Kit Harington get this season?”

Top picture, on the right, pure Walmart New Year’s Eve.

Find out if you are eligible to apply to immigrate to Canada:

Oh I don’t know, kid, being a sociopath is getting to be pretty mainstream these days.

So, so looking forward to when the clown-car portion of the GOP nom is over. The future will be glorious, because I’ ll never have to see Cruz’s stupid face again.

One nice thing here after 13yrs living in the US is the lack of people offering to pray for me.

Wouldn’t be at all surprised to hear her in the grocery store rotation some day.

I recently moved to 2hr north of Toronto. It’s like 1975 here.

True story: I was in the US and showed my Cndn driver license to make a purchase with my Cndn credit card. Clerk: “so, Canada, that’s an American state, right?” Well, ok if you’re a bit fuzzy on foreign geography, but you should know your own freakin’ states.

Not valid in Canada. Hmph.

Not valid in Canada. Hmph.

“Son, if God had wanted you to have a boner, he’d’ve given you one, wouldn’t he?”

Chucking the phone over the railing was a bit extreme. He should’ve just stuck them in the peoples’ drinks. Flashes, people? Seriously?