Mind you, it’s not that difficult to be having more sex than most people think old people are having.

Well that explains a lot.

Because people are getting old and their wrists hurt.

Because apparently James Bond doesn’t ever have to drive in stopandgo and stopandgo and stopandgo and stopandgo traffic, which with a stick is a pain in the ass.

Churches are used for both weddings and funerals, so, go ahead, why not?

Looks to me like one of those ghastly reborn dolls.

I have their vest. Perfect for air travel, acts like a carry-on. Inside pocket on the left (right?) holds my Kindle nicely. Even has a little leash for your keys. You do need to train yourself to put the same items in the same pocket on each trip/outing.

Agreed. The dog’s life was a torment to the dog himself. Cheddar was NOT having a fun time in life. And they risked him going back into the round-and-round of further hopeless adoptions, and/or fobbed euthanising him off onto someone else.

I love my cats like a crazy person, but they’re still just cats. I am not their parent.

All that seagull poo. All that pelican poo.

All weddings look exactly the same. All babies look exactly the same.

Your comment is FULL of self-regard, and really lacking in any empathy for your (I hope) theoretical girlfriend. You would LET her get through a rough time????

Not a very good one.

Baby lighters?

You spelled “everything” wrongly.

God, this looks painful. Distorting GB’s story in service of male vanity - she has to love ALL of them, or there’s no story. Bah.

p.s. no fat chicks, ok?

Lobster West, on PCH? I can get there. Good to know, since Stone Brewery got so popular you can never get a seat.

After several company moves, last month we moved ourselves. Did EVERYTHING ourselves. Small 2bed house, short distance. It would have been TOTALLY worth this estimate’s $2,000. Never doing a DIY move again, ever. EVER. Pure hell

Oops. Southern California.