I live in a small town on the opposite coast from you, and the exact same thing is happening here. Building gets flipped, rent goes up, retailer is out of business because WHAT THE HELL are we supposed to sell to make that kind of money!?!?

Oh, please, that tired old excuse again. Slavery and droit du seigneur were once cultural traditions, but then we got a little more civilised and evolved and realised they were WRONG.

Yeah, a lot of this looks very same-old, same-old. Except Hiddleston naked climbing up the lady in bed. Very nice. It’ll probably turn out he’s possessed by some horrible ghost or demon but no matter. I still would.

For heaven’s sake, people, have a LITTLE wedding. Save money, save angst. Donate the difference to charity.

Lived in northern Canada all my life. Moved to southern California 10 years ago. Thought I was immune to skin trouble. Was wrong. Two Mohs surgeries on nose so far. Slip, slap, slop, people.

Oh come on, Kanye. Someone is ALWAYS watching. Isn’t that the point of all this?

Write down the titles in a notebook. A nice one. Keep the notebook, donate the books. Take the notebook out now and then and see if you want to re-buy any of the titles.

“Emily Rossum’s Friend Hid a Bug in Her Salad, Guys” Fixed.

Friend of mine was talking to her new love interest. Him: you’re still wearing ex’s ring.” So she took it off and threw it off the 12th floor balcony into the woodland below.

People should help people. If you are stronger, taller, just help the person who needs it. Ferchrissakes.

Second Sight was actually pretty good.

Seriously. Trashing Buzzfeed on minute and emulating them the next? Weird.

Excellent. “Want me to move away from you, pal? Sure. Buy me an upgrade to First and we have a deal.”

“modern enough to fly, he was modern enough to sit between us” Hah! Perfect. Pat his hand as you say it, really freak him out.

Anyone who doesn’t believe in ghosts hasn’t been in the garden at dusk with my grey tabby while she zooms around trying to promote supper. Overhead even - she can jump from the roof of the house to the roof of the shed.

Too funny. My first two cats I had as tiny kittens together. They were fascinated by the bed-making process, and I often ended up making them into the bed. Two small lumps under the covers, running around like crazy until they dropped off the edge, plop.

Every time we’ve had a new young cat, we’ve had an infestation of bed mice: cat chasing toes under bedcovers in the middle of the night. Wake up giggling. Weird. But ok. Very ok.

Yeah, expensive, too.

Went to my ma’s for xmas once. Took the cat. Cat immediately jumped up on the mantelpiece and shoved allll the xmas cards off. Let’s not talk about what happened to the tree.

Back in the days of big CRT screens, my cat horked down the vent :(