Have a tilt-meter turn-off installed. (A good idea anyhow if there's an earth tremor.) Go outside and kick the meter - voila, gas turns off.

Look, if there are no animals there, it can't possibly be heaven, can it?

I'd pay heavy money to see the out-take reel.

Shortly after the show, the designers and stylists were all seen boarding flights to Las Vegas, going back to their regular jobs.

Ponce???? They named their boat Ponce!? Really? *Brits collapse into laughter*

THAT'S the famous donkey sauce? That's aioli. The ancient Romans made it, FFS.

He also looks embattled, face all tight and closed-in. Same look as our homeless, who are usually mentally ill to one degree or another.

He looks... weatherbeaten. The homeless guys who hang around our public library have faces like that.

Ear plugs. For you. I'm serious.

Wouldn't be surprised to see the doctor showing up chez Rick's group later on, when he's had time to think about things. He doesn't actually have that many people showing up at the hospital needing his services, he might be bored witless there OR he might really like the safety and comfort and access to drugs and med.…

Obligatory. http://us.loudmouthgolf.com/index.php/

What is 'man's man' supposed to mean, please?

Tax agreements with the GA gov't, I bet.

Yes, the doctor joining Rick's group would have been a really good poke in the eye with a sharp stick to the Grady cops for their awful behaviour under Dawn's dictatorship.

What she did was a painfully obvious ploy to polish her career in her employers' eyes. Backfired. Good.

I wonder if the DSM editors are working on an entry for this. Certainly ought to be.

The only - ONLY - decent use for cornflakes is as part of Mexican deep-fried ice cream.

This is the best news I've heard all day. Given the news today, that isn't saying much, but still.

I've read too much about how awful life is for wait staff. Poor wages, insane management, wretched hours, it's completely ruined restaurant dining for me. I seldom go out to eat anymore.

They also need to paint those rooms something other than Universally Unflattering Yellow that seems to be mixed especially for clothing shops.