We don't owe it to people around us to look the way THEY think we should look. Screw that.

For long-haul flights, I have one of those hideous vests with 100 pockets. Looks awful. Ask me if I care. Holds everything within easy reach, no grubbling down on the floor in my tote for whatever I need.

"I'm sorry, I'm deaf in that ear." I actually am deaf in one ear. If I fib about which one sometimes, that's my business.

5 or 6 hour flight, I'll wear regular clothes. More than that, you damn bet I'm wearing gym pants, t-shirt, a hoodie and a scowl. No like, don't look.

Ambition doth make fools of us all.

I hate the whole marketing biz. Look. (a) sell a decent product. (b) at a decent price. Fin.

And they beat themselves up for not having done more/better/sooner.

In case the 'War Machine' name is sticking in your craw, his birth name is Jonathan Koppenhaver.

I wonder what the Health Department has to say about this.

She had a 3rd option: ask the restaurant if they had somewhere other than THE DINING ROOM she could use.

Can we please have NO ONE play Mike Tyson in NO BIOPIC? Thank you.

This is all kinds of wrong, but in theory it's a really tempting idea. Find out where [detested group] is having a meeting or conference, roll in and tow all their cars away. It would be like a Car Rapture.

I'm the atheistest atheist you'll ever meet. Come at me.

Caftans are a textile-freak's delight. Got hold of the Textile of a Lifetime? Make a caftan from it.

Please also try to attend the Airing of Grievances About the Wedding Presents, about a month after the actual wedding.

New rule: no more inexplicable-pregnancy plots ever ever ever again. Ever.

Autopsy sutures as dress embellishments? Do not want.

Just in case we ever forget that all landings are really controlled falls.

The ralphie: a selfie subset for vomiting.

Keenly awaiting the church's definition of the term 'mobster'. What about regular, independent criminals? How about "if you've been convicted of something and are in jail, you are officially excommunicated"? Are you taken back into the church when you've served your term? What about if you're on parole? No being…