Can't leave out Snyder of the Washington Redskins. Would really suit his trajectory to be as offensive as possible.

"But he's a small man who will have missed nine months, and last year was by far the worst of his political career. What harm can he do if we reinstate him?"

That's some world class weasel-wording by Schefter to avoid saying Goodell is a liar.

100s of dogs?

A woman federal judge believes Ray Rice has more credibility than Roger Goodell. Let's just let that sink in.

Luckily the owners can force him out, which I'm sure is what'll hap- Oh, they're still making buckets of money? Nevermind then.

So it sounds like the real story is that the judge believes Goodell lied and he did know exactly what happened in that elevator.

Mike Vick was a small running quarterback who missed 2 seasons of football due to an offense that nobody could even try to characterize as a momentary lapse of judgement. He was picked up by a team and then turned in one of the best seasons (statistically) of his career a season later. The moral of the story is,…

Rice's reinstatement was a near certainty based on the players' contracts. The blame falls directly on Goodell for Rice's original slap-on-the-wrist punishment.

Definitely the odds. Or a dead horse.

Not really. This just proves that Goodell is a fucking idiot.

The NFL is so evil it turned Ray Rice into a sympathetic figure. The only logical outcome of this is that he signs with New England so everyone can go back to hating him.

"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

So first he beat his girlfriend, now he beat his suspension. What will he beat next?

It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter.

My niece, laddies and gentlemen.

I had this conversation with my bosses daughter when she was three:

I bet Ms. Clary has some damn good edibles. Those kids are profound.