Freddie Freeman Crushes Towering Tater Off His Own Child

LeBron could dig up Rob Ford’s corpse and leave him courtside with a crack pipe and it would be less disrespectful than what he does to them in the game.

Absolutely. Some people think that because they just made themselves feel good (by making someone else feel like shit), they did a good deed.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

“The team ... is now charging $60 PER GAME for parking in their lot. This still won’t discourage the tailgate superstar. ... Maybe if the team starts sucking again full time they can shed some of the dead fan weight.”

I’d swallow cyanide.

One time I went to a Redstone on a Friday night. I had only ever been there for brunch or dinner, never as a late night spot. Quite the scene of 50-something divorced dads in “casual” suit attire trying to shoot their shots with drunken 40-something women that seemed one drink away from wither sobbing or boning (or…

Jet fuel can’t melt a rod!