Totally overlooked this one...

This is the first CP where I might legitimately be worried about finding an actual crap pipe between the seats.

People tend to forget that a metric fuckton of these cars came with a straight six. I'd rather see a (twin) turbo six (of pretty much any species) in an original six-pot car than the same old boring V8 swap.

Gonna go out on a limb and say I don't hate it. I actually kind of like the body lines. The wheel choice and that paint make it look a bit cartoony for my taste. But overall very retro chic. I hope there's an LS sitting under that huge rear window.

<Insert Jar Jar Binks .gif here>

All that work on a gorgeous car just to have a redtop plunked down as an afterthought? Put it in the trunk. Battery cables aren't that expensive.

For this kind of money I expect Lambo doors.

Side boob.

Isn't this why they still sell concrete in bags?

"Oregon drivers are also allowed to turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way - including onto a freeway ramp - on a red."

It's a unicorn.
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It's a unicorn.

I thought the mailbox as a hood-scoop was kind of clever. A clever turd is still a turd, though.

And this...

Not to mention that a bike doesn't have a door hanging into the next lane.

For that price I can buy one with no rust and a blown motor and do a 3.8 swap. Crack Pipe.

I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I, for one, am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Hmm? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad…

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Fine Corinthian leather.