Every time I take one of the classics out of the garage I am afraid some other driver is going to smash into me. I carry collector (full replacement value) insurance on my cars, but finding a cherry condition 1975 Datsun B210 isn't going to be easy/possible.

I love my wife's Datsun.

Alltrails.com is a great place to find info about all kind of trails in your area. http://alltrails.com/us/california/san-francisco/off-road-driving

I like it best because it's me. At 1:03 listen for the Dixie horn. Cost me a set of tires.

As long as you get the motor shut off before you suck water you can have them up and running as soon as the recovery boat gets it back to shore. Most of these are two-strokes so you just pull the plugs, tip it over to one side, yank the starter rope to expel the water in the cylinders and try again. If you're too slow…

And insanely fun, btw.

Aw. You beat me to the dead hooker comment. Today = ruined.

Looks like a topless xB?

This. Yes.

+5 for awesome. -1 for giant hole in the hood. I didn't realize hole saws came that big.

Somethings you just can't get rid of.

People with money don't need a creepy website to find someone to cheat with. That's what country clubs and tennis instructors are for.

*titter* You said "penal."

Well that's just a patently ridiculous over generalization. Remember: every F50 may be a Ferrari, but not every Ferrari is an F50.

Ask and ye shall receive

1985 4Runner. Fuel-injected, solid front axle, two-speed transfer case, optional tilt meter for when you drive over the Subarus stuck in the ditch.