When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

Fuck, just in time for the release of the new Ford Bronco.

My wife’s pregnant friend and her two little girls were just murdered last week by the husband/father. I guess that’s what happens when you let white guys from North Carolina into your country.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

He credits regularly watching the show with helping him learn English

Eating popcorn while watching professional athlete grandson play is some life of kings shit.

“If they would have lost, that would have been just the cherry on top”

The Bears had a running back named Adrian Peterson when the Vikings’ Adrian Peterson came up.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

He’s reading the lyrics

I’m pretty sure if you “capitalize in the red zone and shit” you will get fined.

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.