Care to elaborate or you wanna just keep the secrets to yourself? D: *interest peaked*

We’re going to make America great again.

(obligatory Donald Trump Photo)

So, uhh, Claire, what are you doing this weekend?

“Change” we can believe in.

A little test run before Election Day

That’s how evolution works man.

Google Translate can beatbox, therefore it is the true winner...

Then maybe you guys should stop advertising them every few days.

In either of those situations, you should make yourself appear larger by raising your arms above your head, or raising a jacket or shirt, until the hotel staff offers a room upgrade, or at least complementary breakfast for the duration of your stay.

Red Bag Of Discourage

This. I literally assemble meals piecemeal. Do I have protein? Do I have vegetables? Do I have carbs? What flavourings? That an ordering my shopping online have been my biggest money AND time saver. I can complete my food shopping in about ten minutes and get it delivered the next day.

Cotton pick’in dumb stupid idiotic in the Sam Hill Narflsnoot!

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

I think I’d rather lose my consciousness than have is running on Windows.

That’s very interesting and I like that it will teach basic programming skills to anyone who wants to try.

Pshaw. All you really need to do is spend four minutes watching this video. Everything you need to know is right here.

Ahh that explains why clapping gives me wood.

I like them with a little lemon zest and ghee. Whatever fat you choose, make sure you only use just enough. I might use 1.5 TBSP for a huge bunch of kale chips (2-3lb bunches of kale around $2-3 near me). You don’t want chips swimming in and dripping oil, which will lead to roasted sprout leaves instead of chips.

Worth…