When you notice a bright light coming toward you from above, and suddenly you feel the intense searing heat as you burst into flames. yeah -Then you’ll know whet it will “land”!

I heard they were looking for a long overdue rental of “Barat’s Subsequent Movie Film”.

What I want to know: Who is the guy off to the right in the video that pushed down another girl and then kicked her (hard) - and why?

Bait - Switch - Rinse and Repeat! Sorta like a new version of Trump University “deja vu all over again” with a political twist.

The question now is whether the teeny Gaetz has been boinkin is related to Nestor (maybe his younger sister or girlfriend). At least it seems seems to be a young girl under 17- which is OK for middle age Bible Thump’n Conseravtive GOP politicians to be doin’.

Senor Teodore (I’m not a Mex) Cruz now says, ”Democrats want ‘illegal aliens and child molesters’ to vote”, which is Totally True.

Frankly, I’m just hoping to see some good videos of older Asian ladies whoop’n ass on young bigots that thought they could sucker punch oriental Grannies and get away with it (as recently happened in San Francisco). 

The more newer sections of the wall should be plastered with paintings of Potus 45 in his “The Emperor Has No Balls” motif”. If anything is going to “keep ‘em out”, that should do it!  A fitting tribute to “The orangutan that started it all”

Well,, I mean, you know - Appearance is EVERYTHING! Isn’t it?

Update on 3/4/20: Good’O “BiggO AssO” Barnett is now whining to a judge insisting that “it’s not fair” that he is still in jail while a slew of his fellow rioters have been released pending trial . . . “This has been a bunch of crap.” That is right, Biggo - you are in jail for being a biggo piece of Crap!

Far too many GOP politicians are loudly claiming that a majority of the Jan 6th Capitol Insurgents were members of an imaginary “Antifa” group just to deflect from the fact that all of those insurgents were actually ordinary Right Wing Conservative Republicans!  WTF!

I’d add to that “also live on the Federal Minimum Wage for one month out of every year”.

Whaddya mean our former POTUS did not improve our infrastructure? He built our Great Scenic Southern Border Wall for starters! That created thousands of jobs for campaign contributors construction companies. Not only that, he got Mexico to pay for it! Maybe that’s what you meant by “spent no money on infrastructure”-…

About the title of this article, “America’s Leaders Have No Clue” - that is absolutely correct!

“Don;t Mess with Texas” has now been replaced by
“Please donate money for Texas Relief Aid.”

Seems like Texas needs to adopt a new Build Back Better attitude -
for both energy and politics.

Nice try at moving the goal posts to blame innocent Dems and deflect rightly justified criticisms of the Trumpets.

I am so much looking forward to the next election cycle so I can do everything possible to help get rid of all but a small handful of incumbent and incompetent GOP politicians that have ruined our country (and the GOP) over the past few years by pandering to worthless, and fundamentally unAmerican, politics based on…

Don’t we all hate those stupid clickbait ads that appear at the end of all the Gizmodo articles - as well as everywhere else on the Internet. Talk about a truly DUMB way to generate income! There HAS to be a Better Way to make money for Article Writers than that crap. Its also a real insult to your readers’…

Any word about the animal cruelty charges for strangling her dog while trying to make the darn phone call? She did lose custody for a while, so the poor critter had some reprieve.