You would be: 1) wiped out as it hit the airport while you are undergoing a TSA body search before boarding the plane, or 2) it would harmlessly splash into the Pacific Ocean - except for that poor Airbus you were on heading for China that happened to be right in its path.

This pairs nicely with today’s NPR article, “If We All Ate Enough Fruits And Vegetables, There’d Be Big Shortages”.

Reading this makes so proud of being a human being and an American!
Then someone posts a tweet by the Twit in the White House, and it all comes crashing down.

Better Facebook than the White House. (IMHO of course)
I think Faux News uses a similar system.

I do believe he was suggesting that she run for POTUS in 2020 - as a Republican. That would make some interesting debates.

Just waiting for the EO that makes him (and family) “Exalted Leader for Life” but just of the Executive Branch of the USA government - we are a democracy after all.

Tanks - Great Idea! Reminds me of Anwar Sadat’s big history making Victory Day Parade back on October 6th, 1981.
Yeah, Tanks and Big Aircraft and Missiles! Be careful what you wish for.  

Seems like whacking the head off immediately after catching work do essentially the same thing, and with the potential to be done in a commercially viable way. On my last Chesapeake Bay fishing trip a crew a member did that, along with a quick filet, as we caught our Bluefish - super good tasting too.

Damn Right Darth! Shame on Gizmodo for taking the easy click funnel add payoutss at the expense of its readers - must be a lot easier than thinking, working, integrity, and such. Fox News popups coming to Gizmodo sites soon!

Affirmative! Lack of media coverage would hurt Trump’s ego the most.
The reputable news media should have started boycotting all Whitehouse press briefings over a year ago. It might just egg him into doing something both constructive and newsworthy to get noticed - or he might just go totally berserk and reveal his…

I don’t favor impeachment. It would be so much more humiliating for him if America gave him a resounding landslide defeat in 2020 - and thus be so much satisfying for intelligent normal citizens.

“Megan should never disrespect our Country, the White House, or our Flag...”
Mr. President, she is not disrespecting our Country, the White House, or our Flag. She is simply disrespecting YOU personally! Frankly I can’t blame her!

“for 4 more years!” - and Beyond, don’t forget Beyond.
He really wants to be in the Lifetime Leader Club with his buddies Xi, Kin, and Putin.

Trump (or his team of Fox News advisors) wasn’t smart enough to spin the incident as an easy win for the USA. It is too late now, but when the news first came out he could have simply announced that “A US drone has successfully intercepted, and destroyed, an Iranian missile that was launched into international…

Isn’t that what the Government is doing now along the border with Mexico?

The Brother DCPL2550DW does all that and it dropped to $80 (for a few days) several weeks ago. It currently sells for about $130, and I paid $110 for it about a month before the aforementioned price drop. The new Brother TN 760 (Chip protected) toners are expensive, but some much cheaper 3rd party compatible toner is…

The Brother DCPL2550DW does all that and it dropped to $80 (for a few days) several weeks ago. It currently sells…

Crocodile Dundee has left the house - but he forgot his knife.

You might say that stupidity is, in part, one of nature’s way of culling the herd for an over populated species.

Tony Hawk IS a Hot Dawg!
(I got here late, so someone else may have already posted this)

Trump believes that tweets are the absolute best way to to communicate - complex concepts being no exception. This may be why the Borg rejected him for the position of Locutus, their emissary for the assimilation of Earth. He could never say much beyond “The Borg are really great guys. Good friends of mine. And resista…