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Au contrair, Florida is our nation’s leading producer of mosquitoes that help create the pin-head politicians that control and enrich the lives of patriotic Americans.

Sometime when I just need to get out of the house, but still get serous work done - I go to the local library. I also live in Utah where libraries are a lot easiler to find than bars. The short drive there and change of environment is a refreshing break that seems to rekindle my creativity. The free internet is great

Is that “gritty” in the Good way, or in the Bad way?

I discovered frozen “riced cauliflower” at Sam’s Club recently, and I am a convert. It is not all that expensive, and it is easier to prepare that real rice. It apparently is also not very difficult to make at home (will try that soon).

I discovered frozen “riced cauliflower” at Sam’s Club recently, and I am a convert. It is not all that expensive,

Ditto for POTUS and WH Staff!!!

Yes, tell us how to clean dryers - or risk being labeled as one of those Fake News sites during the State of the Union Address. Similar pieces on Fox News always contain the essential information about how dryers get cleaned!

At this time, I would equate giving some bitcoin dealers your credit card information to doing the same with street drug dealers and pimps.

Decades ago while working in Asia, with limited coffee access (Mawell House only) tried a suggestion to brew our coffee with an egg shell (just the shell) in the grounds. This eliminated the bitterness and made a huge difference to improve our morning coffee. We just ate the egg (without the shell of course). We also

Ditto that!

Ditto that!

Actually the top 3 inches of the Donald is “Fake Hair”. And he always stands upon at least 2 inches of feces for moral support.

But - it IS the Trumpian way!

Speaking of shitholes! - my own version of the title image.

THANK YOU, Thank You, thank You!!! I have been looking for this picture for a long time. There are soooooo many ways I want to use it!

I’m confused about “Sort of reminds me of my former boss who thought nothing of eating a dead pig. . .” Is this as opposed to the extremely difficult process of eating a “live pig”? Or is it is a sexual reference, like dipping your “sausage into ketchup”?

This made me think of the airport ticket and boarding lines I observed when traveling to and from Asia many years ago. It was somethning I called the “Chinese queue”: lines that suddenly becamee 40 wide and one deep.

How can you say that he might be “dumb” when he has repeatedly said that he has one of the “highest IQs ever” and that his is “much higher than other presidents”.

“If you don’t support the rights of gay citizens, you shouldn’t be able to benefit from their work.”

PSA: Despite the images shown by Squatty Potty, this is NOT the proper way to poop! ALWAYS pull down your pants when you poop!

PSA: Despite the images shown by Squatty Potty, this is NOT the proper way to poop! ALWAYS pull down your pants when

That could be ‘cus a nearby table was dining on Stinky Tofu - a real Chinese food smels much like your description (only worse), but doesn’t taste nearly so bad. It is best indulged after much alcohol in any form.

Tsingtao, my friend!