With an arrow in your heart; whatever you do won’t matter for long. Feel free to do anything you want, or can, do in the less than 6 seconds of consciousness/life you have left.

What are your best tips for cooking eggs in the microwave without the occasional explosions? Your followers really want to know!

Does not seem to work with Google Assistant.

More people (you can imagine who) should adopt #3.
If you Can’t Stand the Heat - Don’t Tweet!!!

The title picture in this article seems to insinuate that the POSTUS and Whitehouse staff are included in “Horrific Men’s Right Groups”. To which I say, “How observant!”

Nice suggestion! Sugru ain’t exactly cheap. It will probably take $20 worth of the stuff to protect a couple of controllers anyway

You just castrated the USA!!!

The idea is to have only TWO (or just one for each room) of such items - not a million.

capitalize proper names (Hitler) & use possessive form punctuation (“he is” = “he’s”), etc.

Pls Fwd to Mr. Trump c/o POTUS.

Look at it this way Dick Dude - now you are right up there with Anthony Weiner. Congrats!.

Ditto!

Be it the carbonated beverage type or the dry powdery type that you speak of in your comment?

Somehow this reminds me of Potus Trump - supremely self confident and totally clueless and incompetent at the same time.

It Does Get Worse as you Get Older - Believe me!

For a new startups only: New startups are bombarded with pitches about why they need to spend their money on all kinds of “essential” products and services to succeed. For only a few hundred (or thousand) dollars, inexperienced and cash strapped entrepreneurs are offered legal document and incorporation packages by…

Google a porn star that look similar to her and crop a somewhat incriminating frame to mix in with you regular pix. Of course this lead to being disinherited, or maybe worse - finding out mommy was a porn star.  

“What You Need to Know About Pre-Existing Conditions Under Trumpcare”: Bottom line - If you have any, then you are screwed.

No way will any of these sit next to my Millennium Falcon, much less replace it!

No way will any of these sit next to my Millennium Falcon, much less replace it!

Note to Secret Service; please forward to POTUS.