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Nope. Tesla. Per Consumer Reports.

It also has closer to 500,000 reservations that the 250,000 the author mentions.

Dude, you’re overthinking this: just say “I’m a hater,” and move on. All that typing will wear out your keyboard at least a tiny bit, and it’s not like electrons are free.

Didn’t know “reported out” was a phrase. I’ve heard “eaten out,” but not “reported out.” Huh. Learn something new every day.

I really loved my Passat before VW shifted resources to Phaeton and hollowed out investment in Passat and Jetta.

A computer will never beat a grandmaster in chess.

Why do you think they named it the Mocky?

Well, this piece didn’t age well.

Buy a used Tesla that, like the plane, also has Autopilot.

In reality, Grimes’ typical regimen is to eat some Oreos, play some XBox, post something silly/artsy to Insta, and then head to the studio.

There’s this casual assumption that because of his wealth and position, El0n is not allowed to fight back at someone who has repeatedly lobbed nasty ad hominem attacks at him. Montana Skeptic didn’t just expound an investment thesis, he personally attacked Elon’s character and ethics in an unrelenting manner, accusing

Musk isn’t the guy that needs to get off Twitter.
Hint: if Twitter “ruins” your weekend, you might want to get off it. If you can’t take a joke about hats or simulations or cars being sent to mars on Twitter, you might want to get off it.

Hey, Patrick, as long as you’ve decided to Embrace the Clickbait, consider using titles like “The 5 Craziest Things Elon Musk Has Yelled at Reporters.”

Nah. We currently own 3 Priuses, and I don’t believe they advanced the prospects of electrification. They are just ICE cars that get really good gas mileage. To me, their most notable qualities—at least in the 2008-2009 vintage we chose—are their relatively simple dashes and prominent Nav screen, nice leather seats,

Vent memory, different for each driver.

In a dual motor Tesla, you’ve got your frotor and your rotor.

I think I’m going to boont.

Please no more political pieces. More gadgets, fewer political opinions?

Dingleberry.