While it’s true that spoiling things in an article is poor form, reading an article that tells you ahead of time it contains spoiler material and then blaming the publication that put said article forward indicates the self-awareness and personal responsibility of a two year old.

So, y’know, there’s that.

I would never drink Rockstar…
…not only does it taste terrible, but its founder and CEO is the like-minded son of the insane and notoriously hate-filled AM radio demagogue Michael Savage.