“The aroma of death has aroused Lindsey Graham.”

It is so effective. I ask my Trumper parents, after they spew out their bullshit, if they really believe what they just said. It stops them in their tracks.

I don’t know why you didn’t make this clear- Zelenskyy is Jewish. What Tucker was doing was using antisemitic tropes- that Jews are ratlike, that Jews persecute Christians, that Jews are in league with bankers to control things.

Could you elaborate a bit?

...Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Dismiss your two trolls plz.

FAIR: The Foundation Against Intolerance & Racism

He’s robbing the cradle but she’s robbing the grave.

Life, uh, finds a way.

Sharing an opinion with Nina Turner does NOT mean you aren’t on the fringe.

Van d looks like he should play Biden in a movie.  That’s a hard 46.

But Adderall is an upper! Coke is just a lil fun!

With the notable exception of the Jimi Hendrix version. His first improvement was leaving out the words...

How can someone that messy still be so boring?

One helps you write a book, the other helps you bore everyone to death by talking about the book you’re GOING to write.

You can’t improve a song that shitty no matter what you do with it. It’s not worth it. Just sing it the normal boring way and don’t be slow and meandering because people want to see the damn cars turn left.

- the AVClub

Unless he’s been convicted, you have to use “allegedly.”

“there are weapons in the house, yeah, but I don’t think he’d use them on me,”