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Johnathan Jingley Jones
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You are so full of shit.

She hasn't gotten fired yet? Huh.

I've read through the scripts for this whole season (Don't ask where I got them) and you find out soon that Sembene is actually Chris Brown. He's just waiting to slap the shit out of any woman who crosses him.

The X-Files explored some Native American legends of lycanthropy. I think that's a valid theory.

I would really rather see Eva Green get showered by my jazz. What is jazz, you ask? It comes out of my horn and you never know where it's going to go.

Or taking a bath in acid.

The show will be better off the sooner Angelique dies.

So you're not okay with Victor bringing a dead woman back to life, lying to her about who she is, and then fucking someone who is in a way his 'child'?
Mr. Lyle would call you such a prude.

I'd forgotten that Dorian and Ethan had sex. I wish I could forget it again.

"The Rolling Stones suck!"
-Me

Hahahahahahahaha. You nailed it, friend. I keep seeing his scenes with Angelique and I'm just saying to myself, "Why? Why are they bothering to show me this?"

I hope the monster dies. At this rate, I predict he will kill Lily in a fit of rage, which will lead to his own demise. I'd rather he went out first, because Lily just gives off an aura of 'sheep surrounded by wolves'.