You forgot screen pass (out of the backfield) to Gurley, HB option (the HB is Gurley), bubble screen to Gurley and rocket screen to Gurley

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

All I know is that there must be some VERY chill smallmouth bass swimming in the Mississippi River this spring.

Honestly, there’s not much difference between the AHL and the NHL in terms of talent and style of play. In fact, the only reason I don’t watch the AHL more is because of their stupid DH rule.

Bieber in the workplace: 2036

Custard’s Last Stand

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

Charitable hypothesis: he wants to give the pitcher a second to compose himself, so as the next better steps in he’s going to call time and clean off the plate? It’s like when you see a catcher call time out to go “talk with his pitcher” right after the home plate ump takes a foul tip off the mask.

See America. This is what a smug, profane, egomaniac in Washington, DC looks like.

What else were they expecting from Pirates?

Fucking love this video. Thanks for posting it so I could watch it again.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Always a non double dribble truther.

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

Dear MLB/Commish Manfred,

This story is too normal to be reported on by Deadspin. Are there pics of one of them hitting someone in the balls?

Are you serious? There was nothing nonsenical about telling you to knock it the fuck off or pointing out that I said that the hypothetical was hypothetical about four times. That was quite literally the nicest possible response you could have expected, and far better than you deserved.

Oh, I think it’s a matter of degrees with particular players, sure - but it’s more than a bit hyperbolic to say that the unwritten rules are *so* rigid that NO ONE can celebrate anything ever. Not true at all. Papi pimps *every* dinger with (mostly) impunity, pitchers can whoop and fist pump, guys with perfect steals…

As a center, goalies are fucking psychos and you all need to chill the fuck down