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My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

WHAAAAT? I feel so OLD. This is horrifying. Man, the Dixie Chicks were freaking pilloried over George W. I gotta say though. Trump has certainly been the best thing to happen to George W.

Stop being such a drami queen.

The second amendment amirite?

Probably had more to do with driving a chevy colbalt at 100mph. My guess is blown tire and unable to control it.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

According to that scale on your map, planes are also much bigger today than they used to be.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.