We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

You’re right. No one has ever spent a fortune “maintaining” their German car.

Sadly, they’ll probably get their hands on more weapons after their conviction.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”

Thanks, but the last time I tried to chat up a random sixteen year old online it started this WHOLE BIG THING.

Truck comes in, truck goes out. You can’t explain that.

The NRA doesn’t answer to Citizens. It answers to the Weapons Industry.

No, the NRA represents gun *manufacturers*, not gun owners. (It’s nifty how they’ve run that particular con, isn’t it?) So of course they want nutbags to have access. They cannot yield a single sale.

It really helped me understand that 5 percent number when I heard someone say that the NRA is not an organization for gun owners but an organization for gun manufacturers.

citation needed

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WHAAAAT? I feel so OLD. This is horrifying. Man, the Dixie Chicks were freaking pilloried over George W. I gotta say though. Trump has certainly been the best thing to happen to George W.

Stop being such a drami queen.

The second amendment amirite?

Probably had more to do with driving a chevy colbalt at 100mph. My guess is blown tire and unable to control it.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

According to that scale on your map, planes are also much bigger today than they used to be.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.