Twitter banning Nazis doesn’t stop society from being free. It stops Nazis from being on Twitter, you fucking idiot.

Just fucking ban the Nazis and white supremacists! Jesus fucking christ how is this something that Twitter finds difficult? Just stop it with this open discourse bullshit, the users that are actually valuable to you don’t want fucking Nazis on the platform, the only people that will miss them are other Nazis.  

Sorry? What is she, Canadian?

We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

You’re right. No one has ever spent a fortune “maintaining” their German car.

Pfft, take your complaints to Steve Jobs.

OMG, I’m going to have to walk my parents through updates on all their wifi connected devices?

Let me decide what is real

Sadly, they’ll probably get their hands on more weapons after their conviction.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”

Thanks, but the last time I tried to chat up a random sixteen year old online it started this WHOLE BIG THING.

Truck comes in, truck goes out. You can’t explain that.

I hope they look like this:

Wow these comments generalizing a large state full of incredibly diverse people really never get old.

View of the eclipse from my living room.

This is more or less the look that is perpetually on my face these days.

This is why we need to scrap the phrase “climate change” it’s as stupid as “global warming” sure to us it makes sense but to the mouth breathing idiots like this it’s so abstract it can easily be debunked in their simple minds. Call it what it is: “pollution” it’s a lot harder for some stupid guck o Fox News to come…

The NRA doesn’t answer to Citizens. It answers to the Weapons Industry.

No, the NRA represents gun *manufacturers*, not gun owners. (It’s nifty how they’ve run that particular con, isn’t it?) So of course they want nutbags to have access. They cannot yield a single sale.

It really helped me understand that 5 percent number when I heard someone say that the NRA is not an organization for gun owners but an organization for gun manufacturers.