I’m from Texas. I’m so sorry that we gave you this idiot.

I’ll just take the 6 corvettes, thanks.

Looks more like a redhead than blonde to me.

Hmm, those aren’t metal bands that you start with. Those are fast food hair bands.

I’ve never had a whistling from my 2016 Miata, so it’s probably not everyone.

Since Gawker went bye-bye, I’m glad that Gizmodo has picked up the slack.

I was waiting for the impeachment, but heck, at 70 maybe he’ll just die

You have to keep in mind the Bill Nye is an asshole.

Trump and Trump supporters ARE racists. Where’s the confusion?

That’s actually a damn good idea.

Word isn’t perfect, haha. Old joke there.

No Rendezvous With Rama?

That’s the thing about facts that you Republicans don’t get. You don’t debate facts and form opinions. Facts just “are”.

We didn’t use the phraseology “[do something] bitch” in 1973 when referring to a man.

Jesus Christ, I’ll bet you’re fun at parties.

The problem with the turn signal is that you may accidentally warn the other drivers.

This article:

>>because eating overcooked meat may increase your risk of cancer according to almost 50 studies.

>>adult pigs to be afflicted with fever, lethargy, and respiratory distress

No it doesn’t, and no they don’t. Read a dictionary.