I hate my fingers being sticky. Hate it.  I hate the sides of my mouth being covered in gunk.  Generally don’t like the top of my lip hitting sauce either.

I am not a smart man. A lot of things make me feel very stupid. And as an idiot, I don’t think any single game has ever made me feel dumber than Origami King. I loved everything single thing about that game *except* for the combat. I pushed myself to finish it, and even by the very last battle, I was still screaming…

To paraphrase Douglas Adams…

“Read their profiles, look at their pictures, and open with something you think you’d both find interesting or amusing. It should be something that starts a conversation.”

Came here to say this. Thanks.

Can you not use Spirit Animal. It’s cultural appropriation, offensive to some. Say Melania is your Patronus or living embodiment of your Cheetolini distaste. Thanks.

“Spirit animal” is a term that has real cultural meaning to Native Americans; this usage is appropriative. Please rephrase.

I think anyone attending a draft party has already lost.

Whatever, grandma. Prohibition ended decades ago.