For another “best of (insert type of food here)“ format of list, you should rank potato chips. I was thinking do a top 10 or so of all the best original or regular style chips (like Lay’s Classic of Utz original), but also a flavored list would be apropos as well.

That was about the time I realized it was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!

That’s why trucks are so awesome. There’s room for everything. My old Isuzu Rodeo came with one of those swing-out tire carriers with a fullsize 245 spare mounted on an identical wheel. Loved that thing. As for a pickup, if you don’t mind sacrificing some bed space, you could get a swing-out tailgate bar with a spare…

Yes, but the base of the Marauder was a Grand Marquis/Crown Victoria.

What a beautiful car. And, yes, I called a Mercury Grand Marquis a beautiful car.

Now that I am teeth deep, what about a pork loin?

When my dad used to live in Austin we would go out to eat at Rudy’s BBQ. Their beans are awesome and have bits of brisket in them that just set it off so nicely.

Here in North Carolina you have to have a yearly inspection, and depending on whether you have OBD 1 or 2 you have to connect to a systems diagnostic reader to determine any faults with the vehicle. OBD 2 must pass the diagnostic check as well as a smog check. Sucks if you’re O2 sensors are broken cause that’s usually…

Starred for no other reason than the fact that it’s awesome that someone on Jalopnik is a fan of Cinemassacre.

Yeah, they’re not too shabby for what they are. The 2006 GXP had a 5.6 second 0-60 and a 14.1 second quarter-mile time. (According to the website below)

That’s a beautiful car, and that is coming from someone who doesn’t really care for vintage American automobiles.

This is not a terrible looking model, which is an ‘05. It’s not a ‘90s model so that probably has something to do with it. I definitely wouldn’t kick it out of my garage. The 7th gen model GXP, with the supercharged 3800, had 260 hp and 280 torques. That’s not terrible.

I’m not sure, but it is a great way to conduct electricity!

They walk past Goldfinger in one part of the video where those guys throw em dirty looks.

The drug store in my town cleared out the section of the store where the photo processing equipment used to be. I remember taking disposable cameras to get developed when I was younger. I got into photography a couple of years ago and shot 35mm before I bought my first DSLR. I took the rolls up there to get developed…

I am getting some of that acid directed at me now. Not being called a fag but being told I am wrong. It’s kind of amusing.

See how no one is paying attention to the Neon? It’s a bright blue color, like it’s screaming, “Look at me!” The chick in the foreground would rather do her statistics homework than check out the fucking Neon.

I was just stuck in a Wikipedia hole reading about the history of automotive lighting and came across the section about lights that turn with the steering wheel. I remember seeing the adverts for a certain luxury car maker (Mercedes, Lexus or Acura?) that was touting the awesomeness of auto-cornering lights. I guess…

If you go to the news channel site and look at the comments below the video there is some nutjob making dubious connections between the unintended acceleration bullshit and the accident at the dealership like its some sort of conspiracy. Weirdos!

From what I’ve read before it had a total of 1 HP; a quarter HP at each wheel motor. I wonder, with the Moon’s low gravity, what the performance equivalent to that would be on Earth?