Back in my day, it was the skateboard punks jamming up and down the sidewalks. What with their ollies and 50-50 grinders, its was hell on Earth. Now, we've got these drifters moseying into town to squat in our parks and on the town common. We really need to do something about the homeless problem.

Well, first of all, he's walking to work. If he was managing his money maybe he'd have been setting some aside for an eventual set of wheels. Maybe I am stretching my logic, but it seems like he would be in a different predicament had he been managing his money correctly.

I live in a pretty small town in North Carolina and there's someone at my local gym that has a silver two door model. I think it's the guy that works there, who is my age (26) and used to drive a Malibu, so he has definitely moved up in the world if that is in fact his new car.

If I recall correctly, I think this was on Ebay at some point and I recommended this 5-series for a "best BMW for under $10k" type of article. Also, you put Greenville, NC, which is a half hour from me, but the Craigslist ad is located in South Carolina. I can understand the mixup, though.

If your idea of danger is eating gluten, there's trouble afoot.

I'm probably not the only one, but in news programs and random pictures that show a scene where there're cars in the background, I always try to see how many I can ID. Let's see how I can do here with this small photo, and please, correct me if I'm wrong. We can turn this into a game of sorts.

Yeah, but I almost had you!

Yeah, but I almost had you though!

Just for the sake of wanting to stay with OEM, I would try to fit an old Honda motocross motor or something with some two-stroke punch. But then I'm sure I wouldn't be able to get it road-legal. Though I'm pretty sure you can buy Honda NSR bikes that are oil-burners that are able to be registered and plated. I guess…

So it was a right, right?

Yeah, definitely. I was checking some of the coverage on FSN yesterday and the rough statistic is that (and I think this was at stage 11 or 12) about half of the field in each category had already DNF'd. The only exception was the trucks, which still had like 80% of the entrants still running.

So I guess the only limiting factor is finding an engine that has the same mounting holes for the bolts?

Also, is the motor a stressed member of the frame? It would be cool to get a cr80 motor or something larger to stick in there, if it could accommodate it.

I know my dad's Stratus had the 4-banger, though. But maybe it just had an auto installed from the factory instead of the standard manual. Shit, I was 6 when my parents got that car. My dad got so pissed that my mom went and traded in our 1992 Jeep Cherokee. He talked about that for years after we got the Stratus.

It would be like convenience store junk food for zombies. Like slim jims or corn nuts.

Mama needs her big gulp! Damn lottery tickets.

I went to a Supercross race in San Diego a few years ago and it's the same at all motorsports events. Except at the San Diego SX they had a little booth/display setup that was selling pints of Sierra Nevada, and I gladly paid 9 bucks for quite a few of them. I noticed a sign that said they stopped serving alcohol at…

That Honda is sick, dude. The triple clamps and forks really change the aesthetic of the whole thing. What kind are they, like stock Honda Showas? I now want to get like a CT and mess around with it.

I don't think they offered a manual transmission, did they? If they would have, I'm sure it could have been a more reliable vehicle.

I definitely agree with them being shitty in stock condition. My dad had one of the first model year Strati? Stratuses? And had the automatic transmission replaced in it like 2 or 3 times before it finally got to the point where he said "fuck it" and bought another car.