I don’t have a sports faux pas, but I’ve got one that is worse. I was taking my girlfriend of four months back to her house; she was a great girl, but it didn’t work out. Anyway, I was listening and singing along to the song “Gary Gilmore’s Eyes” by the 70s English punk band the adverts. I’m pretty animated as I sing…

Despite living out west, I didn’t know Nevada wasn’t on mountain time. This was post 911, but I literally boarded a teansfer blind drunk that went to Anaheim and not The East Coast because I was off an hour. Really embarrassing. Should really not drink or fly Southwest.

Trickle Down Taco-nomics: No longer just in your pantlegs!

I can confirm.

Not relevant to the discussion, but your e.g. and i.e. game is legit (my only qualm is the “and” in e.g. USSR and China); I’d have used a comma, but game gotta recognize game.

This is factually true and non-rebuttable. I wholeheartedly agree and am ok with that system. I’m an American economist (graduated with Ivanka in fact) and lawyer who works in Madrid, so I should be! But I believe that’s why the middle class feels left behind as well. They wanted that capital to be working in the US.…

To be fair, he spends most days puzzled.

Or just use his exact quote on the TSA. Because yesterday 11 people literally boarded planes without going through security because TSA screwed up.

That’s a paddlin’!

You guys posted the Ghost song “Monstrance Clock” last week and I literally have only been listening to them since you did. Glad to see the Keasbey post, cause its a reminder to listen to things I’ve long forgotten. I feel like I need to go on a Descendents and Schleprock binge now.

Yeah, but do you remember the Land Before Time plastic hand dolls and the Back to the Future sunglasses? Who cared about the pizza. Motherfuckers be readin’ to get personal-pan pizzas for reading books as well!

I’ve lived in Madrid for my whole adult life and I nearly passed out in shock when I was out running and saw that Papa John’s has opened various restaurants here. What the fuck, Spain? Also, I didn’t know this, but apparently Wendy’s was really popular here but disappeared.

“Get in my mouth now!” I see SOMEONE’S Valentine’s day wasn’t ruined!

Human’s disgust me!

Poor people have fewer qualms about doing things for money than most. Video at 11! Are you ten?

I've mentioned this before, but olive oil should not be kept in a transparent container. And one that isn't plastic. It actually matters:

I've mentioned this before, but olive oil should not be kept in a transparent container. And one that isn't plastic.…

He’s the American Berlusconi. That’s been obvious for years, though.

I grew up in Montana playing hockey. Was my favorite thing in the world. And when you’re five and doing backwards crossovers you’re hot shit compared to all the teenagers who go skating with their girlfriends and are just starting out, falling down CONSTANTLY, and you’re wheeling about them like the little punk you…

We’re socio abonados (season ticket holders) of Real Madrid. The relegation and promotion of teams is really cool. It doesn’t really matter for teams like Real Madrid or Barça, but it’s live or die for a lot of the table. The last few matches of the year are amazing and the emotions of the teams at the bottom of the…

I actually went to Michigan Law, but didn’t know who Drew Henson was until I got there. This despite having gone to MIDDLE SCHOOL with him (before he went to Brighton) in a school with about 50 total kids.