Thielen was pissed because the defense was giving up that play all game long but the play didn’t get called until garbage time.

It’s not really a question of why women would aspire to having it all, so much as what women need to do to escape the harsh societal judgement of having only a *part* of “it”. The whole song and dance of whore v. virgin, job v. stay-at-home, kids v. no kids, blah blah blah blah blah. The only way women can “win” is…

at the very least fake the run. 

Consecutive throws from the one yard line aren’t doing jack for their second year running back’s confidence. 

Found Pete Carroll’s burner account!

Why, when you have the anthropomorphized Raiders of the Lost Ark boulder that is Derrick Henry, would you do anything but run the ball a yard from the endzone?

“EXACTLY!”

I think it’s less “look how magnanimous I am” and more an acknowledgment that even the darkest posts on Deadspin often get flippant comments.

This is the hill you’re willing to die on? The Battle of Mount “Criticizing the Wording of a Condolence Post”?

Don’t be that guy...

I don’t even want to click on the video between the Seahawks and Falcons. Just tell me how the Pats won and get it over with.

Jezebel: “NO SHIT!”

I don’t even concede that her character sucked.

Por que no los dos?

I would think the runners just go back and forth until somebody retrieves the ball from the coffee shop down the street.

If it was easy to do a one-off show drawing 10,000 fans, someone else would have done it.

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

This joke doesn’t stink, but it definitely has an Odor.

After listening to the audio, and how chill she was during the whole landing, I was expecting her to put in a lunch order for her and the co-pilot.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.